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Never eat more than you can lift |
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A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do |
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I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me |
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Lord help me be the person my cat thinks I am! |
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I'm too busy to be organized. |
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Lord, help me be the person my dog thinks I am! |
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. |
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Never trust a skinny cook. |
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No man has been shot while doing the dishes. |
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind. |
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. |
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I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he wouldn't trust me so much. Mother Teresa |
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If you met my family,
you would understand. |
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Crafts Are Cheaper Than Therapy |
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Dear Lord, if you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat |
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Many people have eaten in this kitchen
and gone on to lead normal lives. |
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Women must work twice as hard as men
in order to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult. |
